Born To Rot Shirt

$30.00 

  • Born To Rot Shirt
  • Born To Rot Shirt
  • Born To Rot Shirt

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Have you ever wanted to saddle up on a nurse log and shift that magical humus cycle into high gear?! This Morel, like all of us, was born to rot.

The first Born To Rot Shirt, but probably not the last, this tee features rotting wood, Amanita mushrooms, little mushrooms of unidentified species, ferns, dirt, some beetles, a cyanide millipede and a wild ass rough skinned newt riding along with this Morel Monster on the ride of its life. They may not be moving in the Cartesian Plane, but they are rocking the socks off some decompositional reality we can't even comprehend.

Super soft 100% Cotton Alternative Apparel tee, sizes run pretty standard. I'm about 5'10" and 160# in a medium there in the photos.

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